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So I was chased by 12 squirrels today

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  • DraenorDraenor Member UncommonPosts: 7,918

    I miss the squirrels that used to run around freely at the University of Evansville back when I went there 

    Your argument is like a two legged dog with an eating disorder...weak and unbalanced.

  • moostownmoostown Member CommonPosts: 377

    I hate the grey ones but we have the red ones over here in the UK :) Much nicer and not nasty like the greys.

  • Woah woah woah, let's hold on here. Roosters and squirrels are different beasts entirely.



    Roosters are the most aggressive, nasty, mean-spirited creatures I've ever met. I have a friend in the country with alot of animals. When visiting I observed the rooster attack him three times, attack one of the hens, attack a squirrel, try to hump my friend's leg, RAPE a male swan that was wandering by (you heard that corrrectly, he RAPED it, mounted and went to town, the most horrifying thing I've ever seen), and later that day rape a female duck. I believe he got the axe shortly after my visit, getting out of hand like that and all. I understand that roosters are universally aggressive and well known to sexually assault anything that moves.

  • METALDRAG0NMETALDRAG0N Member Posts: 1,680

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Yeah at the back of the store I work at..well I called myself helping the environment so I picked up a piece of trash and all of a sudden 12 of these guys ran down a tree so I started running. I was chased by about 8 squirrels when I was a kid (about 8 years old) in a park. They wanted my Peanut Butter sandwich and I cried and ran my way to the Libra. So I kinda knew what this situation was going to turn out to be so I sprint. These squirrels was FAST.  As I was running to the front of the store 2 of them flew on my back. I don't know HOW THEY DID BUT THEY DID.
    I managed to get one off, but the other crawled up in my hair (mini fro) so I slapped that one off. I didn't make it far to get to the front so I saw that one of the other stores in the plaza had a guy smoking, holding the door open. He sees me running to him and he sees these squirrels chasing me so he knew what to do. I dashed in, he shut the door. One got his body crushed between the door. Poor thing.
    The guy was laughing his balls off. I explained to him the story than went up to the front of the store. I threw the trash I picked up in the garbage. Then as I was walking to my job, 3 of them was looking at me at the top of a small planted tree. I jogged back inside my job and stayed in for about a good hour.
    I would have never thought this would happen to me again.
     
     
    You see those white shapes in the undergrowth behind the tree?  

     

    Those were the ones who DIDNT get away!!!

    "Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
    -- Jean Rostand

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    I don't know why roosters have such a problem. My granddad always had to take a stick when he goes in the chicken pen. Why? do get the rooster away from him. Every time I go out to see the chickens, I see that the rooster assaults the hens and seeing feathers plucked from their body and hens be fighting. The ducks just watch (lol) and the when the rooster tries to attack a duck the larges duck always takes it down. It's pretty crazy.

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  • modjoe86modjoe86 Member UncommonPosts: 4,050

    Squirrels are not the kind of animal to do that. I wish your story involved hitting raccoons in the head with lead pipes.

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  • METALDRAG0NMETALDRAG0N Member Posts: 1,680

    Originally posted by moostown


    I hate the grey ones but we have the red ones over here in the UK :) Much nicer and not nasty like the greys.
    Sadly tho the grey squirrel is killing off the UK red

     

    The only place in the UK where they are still doing very well [thanks to human intervention]. Is the Isle of Wite.

     

    Last year when i holidayed there the camping aprk i was in was awash with them the staff even had setup feeding stations for them so we could go watch them eat. Have to say i love there bushy tails and ears

    "Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."
    -- Jean Rostand

  • 8hammer88hammer8 Member Posts: 1,812

    Originally posted by METALDRAG0N


     
    Originally posted by moostown


    I hate the grey ones but we have the red ones over here in the UK :) Much nicer and not nasty like the greys.
    Sadly tho the grey squirrel is killing off the UK red

     

     

    The only place in the UK where they are still doing very well [thanks to human intervention]. Is the Isle of Wite.

     

    Last year when i holidayed there the camping aprk i was in was awash with them the staff even had setup feeding stations for them so we could go watch them eat. Have to say i love there bushy tails and ears

    Sure you love their bushy tails and ears now, just wait until the feeding stops and see how fast they turn on you...

    The ones in my nieghborhood are even more advanced:

     

    yes....I know this pic has been around for forever, but it never gets old.

    "It is easier to be cruel than wise. The road to wisdom is long and difficult... so most people just turn out to be assholes" Feng (Christopher Walken)

  • Hades_WarpigHades_Warpig Member Posts: 265

    This thread is funny... lol

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  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Originally posted by 8hammer8


     
    Sure you love their bushy tails and ears now, just wait until the feeding stops and see how fast they turn on you...
    The ones in my nieghborhood are even more advanced:

     
    yes....I know this pic has been around for forever, but it never gets old.

    Good thing the one chasing me wasn't advanced.

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  • Wait, it's okay! Look at their lightsabres, purple yellow and green. Dark Jedi use red, these guys are here to help. And possibly beguile the other squirrels and take their nuts, but I don't really think that's allowed in the Squirrel-Jedi code.

  • Originally posted by Vendayn


    not in the same area and not trying to scare you (hahahaha)
     
    http://www.10news.com/news/13867761/detail.html
     
     



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    Wow, next thing you know squirrels will be hanging bells from their necks pushing carts of dead rodents. The government will paint red 'X's' on trees known to harbor plague-squirrels.

  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Plagued squirrels?! No thank you! I did take care of a baby squirrel when I was a kid. I got it shots and fed it by a small bottle with warm milk. I was it's mommy! It went around the house, always came to me and liked to hid in my moms curtians. Never bit me or anything. Loved people. Sadily a few months later when it started eating big food. It ate too much that it couldn't digest and it died. I called it Secret Squirrel.

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  • zoey121zoey121 Member Posts: 926

     Heard noise outside bedroom window squaking and some growling, looked outsides and two big crows were fussing a squirle that was near them. I didn't know other then chewing, scampering across the roof  squirles made vocal sounds ......

  • LaviathenLaviathen Member Posts: 54

    I have never been attacked by any ninja squirles, but I did see the neighbors dog chase a baby deer back to its mom.  then mom chased the dog and the two little girls screaming back to their house.  maby  I should have done something but I was to busy laughing. 

  • amgromaamgroma Member Posts: 4

    Originally posted by flakes

    Originally posted by moostown

    Originally posted by Dekron

    Originally posted by moostown


     
     
    It's Rikimaru_X ^

    When did Riki turn into a white kid?



    Michael jackson did

    No he turned white...him and kids is a whooooooooole different story though...

     

    keep quoting this msg! we will make it the longest quote EVER

    and  if u think getting chased by squirrls is bad, try getting chased by about 50 mice. those mofo's can run FAST!!!!!!! the zoo's rat exzibit cage broke and i had an grilled cheese sandwich on me so they just charged at me. i ran like 2 miles aroung the zoo untill the keepers set up some traps to catch them all. well lets vote....

  • bezadobezado Member UncommonPosts: 1,127

    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Yeah at the back of the store I work at..well I called myself helping the environment so I picked up a piece of trash and all of a sudden 12 of these guys ran down a tree so I started running. I was chased by about 8 squirrels when I was a kid (about 8 years old) in a park. They wanted my Peanut Butter sandwich and I cried and ran my way to the Libra. So I kinda knew what this situation was going to turn out to be so I sprint. These squirrels was FAST.  As I was running to the front of the store 2 of them flew on my back. I don't know HOW THEY DID BUT THEY DID.
    I managed to get one off, but the other crawled up in my hair (mini fro) so I slapped that one off. I didn't make it far to get to the front so I saw that one of the other stores in the plaza had a guy smoking, holding the door open. He sees me running to him and he sees these squirrels chasing me so he knew what to do. I dashed in, he shut the door. One got his body crushed between the door. Poor thing.
    The guy was laughing his balls off. I explained to him the story than went up to the front of the store. I threw the trash I picked up in the garbage. Then as I was walking to my job, 3 of them was looking at me at the top of a small planted tree. I jogged back inside my job and stayed in for about a good hour.
    I would have never thought this would happen to me again.
     
     
    I applaud you for having the nerve to sit there to count 12 of them. Moving and such it must of been difficult. And no pics? Come on now if any normal person got attacked by these they would run not stop to count. Also don't squirrels relatively stay in small 2 or 4 packs. I never seen more then 2 or 4 in one tree or in a pack ever in my life and I feed them every week in my back yard. Plus in other areas of the US I noticed they rarely have 2 or so together.

    Anyway, good made up story if it is. If not, good balls to allow them to attack you while you count.

  • ColdmeatColdmeat Member UncommonPosts: 3,407

    It's a zombie thread! Kill it with fire!


  • Rikimaru_XRikimaru_X Member UncommonPosts: 11,718

    Originally posted by bezado


     
    Originally posted by Rikimaru_X


    Yeah at the back of the store I work at..well I called myself helping the environment so I picked up a piece of trash and all of a sudden 12 of these guys ran down a tree so I started running. I was chased by about 8 squirrels when I was a kid (about 8 years old) in a park. They wanted my Peanut Butter sandwich and I cried and ran my way to the Libra. So I kinda knew what this situation was going to turn out to be so I sprint. These squirrels was FAST.  As I was running to the front of the store 2 of them flew on my back. I don't know HOW THEY DID BUT THEY DID.
    I managed to get one off, but the other crawled up in my hair (mini fro) so I slapped that one off. I didn't make it far to get to the front so I saw that one of the other stores in the plaza had a guy smoking, holding the door open. He sees me running to him and he sees these squirrels chasing me so he knew what to do. I dashed in, he shut the door. One got his body crushed between the door. Poor thing.
    The guy was laughing his balls off. I explained to him the story than went up to the front of the store. I threw the trash I picked up in the garbage. Then as I was walking to my job, 3 of them was looking at me at the top of a small planted tree. I jogged back inside my job and stayed in for about a good hour.
    I would have never thought this would happen to me again.
     
     
    I applaud you for having the nerve to sit there to count 12 of them. Moving and such it must of been difficult. And no pics? Come on now if any normal person got attacked by these they would run not stop to count. Also don't squirrels relatively stay in small 2 or 4 packs. I never seen more then 2 or 4 in one tree or in a pack ever in my life and I feed them every week in my back yard. Plus in other areas of the US I noticed they rarely have 2 or so together.

     

    Anyway, good made up story if it is. If not, good balls to allow them to attack you while you count.

    Your strange man. Bumping a topic like this for poor excuse that it's made up? I have to look back to see if they are still FOLLOWING ME. Being the QUICK COUNTER I am, I counted how many were chasing me in about 5- seconds. See I can dash and while dashing turn my head and look behind me. It must take you a good while to get a number eh? No pics? I'm running, why would I want to think about taking a picture of being chased by something that could harm me? I don't know much about how they roll in a little pack, but it's 12 during the time I was being chased.

    Are you serious man? lol

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  • Reborn17Reborn17 Member Posts: 414

    Hysterical thread! I haven't laughed at a thread like that in a while!

    "The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion." -Edmund Burke

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  • Hades_WarpigHades_Warpig Member Posts: 265

    yaaar who be gravediggin

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  • slannmageslannmage Member Posts: 540

    LMAO

  • MarkuMarku Member Posts: 452

    interesting stories

     

    but,  my hand was once attacked by a frog when i was leaning near a pond , he got his mouth over my finger and wouldnt let go.

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  • GodliestGodliest Member Posts: 3,486

    Is it only me thinking about this?

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  • JackcoltJackcolt Member UncommonPosts: 2,170

    Lol Riki I remembered you talking about this a couple of months ago. I just thought "Wtf again?" when I saw the thread title.

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